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A guy is
sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and
whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' he asks.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it,' she replies.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of
the horses I bet on,' he explains.
She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails
him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes to, he asks, 'What the heck was that for?'
She answers, 'Your horse just phoned.' |
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A
middle-aged couple with two beautiful daughters decided to try one last
time for the son they always wanted. The wife became pregnant, and
delivered a baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed to the
nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly ugly
baby. 'I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child,' he said to
his wife. 'Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.' When his wife
blushed, he became suspicious. 'Have you been fooling around on me?' he
demanded. His wife confessed: 'Not this time.'
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A couple
came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over and made a wish and
threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and was yelling and screaming because
she was all wet. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and
said, 'It really works!'
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Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. 'Listen to this,' she
said.'There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his
wife for a season ticket to the stadium.' 'Hmmm,' her husband said, not
looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, 'Would you swap me
for a season ticket?' 'Absolutely not,' he said. 'How sweet,' Sarah said.
'Tell me why not.' 'Season's more than half over,' he said. |
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'Cash, check, or charge?' the cashier asked. As the woman looked for her
wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her
purse.
'Do you always carry your TV remote?' the cashier asked.
'No,' she replied. 'But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
figured this was the worst thing I could do to him.' |
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