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The difference between
marriage and death?
Dead people are free. |
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A big-game hunter went on
safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in
the jungle,
the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she
insisted on them both trying to find her
mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to
look for her. In a clearing not far from
the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up
against a thick, impenetrable bush,
and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, 'What are we going
to do?'
'Nothing,' said the hunter husband. 'The lion got himself into this mess,
let him get himself out of it.' |
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The material we put into our
stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is awful.
Soft
drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
Vegetables and their pesticides can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have,
or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell
me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years
after eating it?'
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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The man approached a very
beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, 'You know, I've lost my
wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
'Why?' she asks.
'Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of
nowhere.' |
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Two gentleman were talking and
one said to the other, 'You're having an anniversary soon, right?'
The other replied, 'Yup, a big one... 20 years.'
'Wow,' said the other, 'what are you going to get your wife for your
anniversary?'
The other replied, 'We're going on a trip to Australia.'
'Wow, Australia, that's some gift!' said the other man. 'That's going to
be hard to beat. What the heck are you going to do for your 25th
anniversary?'
'Go back and get her.' |
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