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A wife went to the police
station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was
missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, 'He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an
athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
children.'
The next-door neighbor protested, 'Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald,
has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.'
The wife replied, 'Yes, but who wants HIM back?' |
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This woman's husband had been
slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by
his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for
her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You
have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know
what?' |
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I
heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son |
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At the cocktail party, one
woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?' The other replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' |
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A woman was telling her friend
, 'It is I who made my husband a millionaire.' 'And what was he before you
married him.' Asked the friend. The woman replied, ' A billionaire'. |
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