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After a
quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I
married you.' The husband replied,
'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.' |
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Married life is frustrating.
The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen |
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A woman was having a medical
problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and
asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her 'suffering.'
'Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband,
but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments
of $650 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.'
'My goodness!' the woman exclaimed, 'sounds like leasing a new sports
car!'
'Humm,' the doctor murmured, 'too obvious, huh?' |
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There was once a wife so
jealous that when her husband
came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his
jackets she yelled at him, 'Great, so now you're
cheating on me with a bald woman!'
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she
yelled again by saying, 'She's not only bald , but she's
too cheap to buy any perfume!' |
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Joe asks his wife, Karen, what
she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary.
'Would you like a new Mink coat?' he asks.
'Not really,' says Karen.
'Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?' says Joe.
'No,' she responds.
'What about a new vacation home in the country?' he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a 'No thanks.'
'Well, what would you like for your anniversary?' Joe asks.
'Joe, I'd like a divorce,' answers Karen.
'Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,' says Joe.
The third lady bursts out, 'That's my Larry!!' |
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