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'Cash,
check or charge?' the cashier asked after folding
items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled
for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for
a television set in her purse.
'Do you always carry your TV remote?' the cashier asked.
'No,' she replied. 'But my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil
thing I could do to him.' |
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'One night, an
87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she
became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony
of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought
before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if
she had anything to say to defend herself.
'Well, Your Honor, ' she replied cooly, ' I figured that
at 92, if he could make love to another woman, he could
fly, too!' |
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A husband in his back yard is
trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the
wind catches it for a few seconds; then it comes crashing back down. He
tries this a
few more times with no success.
All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to
herself how
men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, 'You need more tail.'
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, 'Make up your
mind. Last
night, you told me to go fly a kite.' |
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My husband was just coming out
of anesthesia after a
series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at
his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he
murmured, 'You're beautiful.'
Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to
sleep. Later he woke up and said, 'You're cute.'
'What happened to 'beautiful'?' I asked him.
'The drugs are wearing off,' he replied. |
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A husband and wife were
shopping when the wife
said, 'Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.
What shall we buy for her? She would like something
electric.'
The husband replied, 'How about a chair??' |
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