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'Honey,' said this husband to
his wife, 'I invited a
friend home for supper.'
'What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel
like cooking a fancy meal!'
'I know all that.'
'Then why did you invite a friend for supper?'
'Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.' |
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Husband:
Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate
solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so.
Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife: No, he is shorter. |
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A man was complaining to a
friend, 'I had it all -
money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a
beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!' 'What
happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'
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A man pacing back and forth
glanced at his watch and
yelled upstairs to his wife, 'Honey, are you ready yet?'
Shouting back, the woman replies, 'For crying out loud,
I've been telling you for the last half hour that I'll
be ready in a minute!' |
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A wife says to her husband one
weekend morning,
'We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily
newspapers every morning.'
Her husband replied, 'Well, lots of dogs can do that.'
The wife responded, 'But we've never subscribed to
any papers! That's what makes him so clever.' |
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