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One night at the dinner table,
the wife commented,
'When we were first married, you took the small piece
of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the
large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love
me any more...'
'Nonsense, darling,' replied the husband, 'you
just cook better now.' |
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When Raja came home, his wife,
Manju, was crying.
'Your mother insulted me,' Manju sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the
other side of the world?' Raja asked.
'I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived.
I opened it because I was curious.'
'And?'
'At the end of the letter it said, 'PS. Dear Manju, when you have finished
reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'' |
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“I need a
present for my husband,” a lady said to the sales clerk.
“How about a smoking jacket,” he suggested.
“He doesn’t smoke.”
“Then how about a hunting jacket?”
“He doesn’t hunt.”
“Well,” persisted the sales clerk, “You can’t turn down a bathrobe, can
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“Darling,” said the swooning
man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be
able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she said. “But what will you live on?”
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A wife, one evening, drew her
husband's attention to the couple next door and said, 'Do you see that
couple? How devoted they are ? He kisses her every time they meet. Why
don't you do that?'
'I would love to do that,' replied the husband, 'but the problem is -- she
won't allow me |
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