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A happy marriage is a matter
of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
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As he lay on his deathbed, the
man confided to his wife, 'I cannot die without telling you the truth. I
cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told
you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman
either, but I've slept with dozens of them.'
His wife looked at him calmly and said, 'Why do you think I gave you the
poison?' |
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There was once a wife so
jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find
hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, 'Great, so now you're cheating on
me with a bald woman!'
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by
saying, 'She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!' |
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The following conversation
took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were
discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the
paper.
'Steve,' his wife said, while reading the newspaper, 'it looks like our
government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces.
They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers.'
To which the husband replies, 'Sorry to hear that, dear. I'm sure you'll
miss your mother being gone.' |
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The newlywed wife said to her
husband when he returned from work, 'I have great news for you. Pretty
soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two.'
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, 'I'm glad
that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with
us.' |
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