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One day a man comes home from
work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their
pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and
wrappers all around.
As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on
the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the
table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was
strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been
knocked over.
He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was
becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to
her.
He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a
book.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her
bewildered and asked, 'what happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know everyday when you come home from
work and ask me what I did today?'
'Yes, was his reply.'
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it!' |
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A couple at their 60th
anniversary was asked the secret of their marriage. Husband said, 'When we
were married we agreed. I would make all the major decisions & my wife
would do minor ones and in 60 yrs of marriage we have never needed to make
a major decision. |
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Mannu said to his friend,
'Yesterday I had another fight with my wife.'
'Oh yeah,' said Shonu. 'And how did that one end?'
'When it was over,' Mannu replied, 'She came to me on her hands and
knees.'
'Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say'?
'Nothing... she just said come out from under that bed, you gutless
weasel.' Mannu replied sadly. |
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A married couple were not
talking to each other becuse of a heated argument they had a few days
earlier. Instead, they were communicating by writing notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:'Wake me up tomorrow morning
at 6 am for I have to catch a flight.'
The next morning when he woke up, he saw that the time was 9 o'clock.
Furious he turned to his wife, who handed him a note which said, 'Wake up,
it's 6 o'clock!' |
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Sonia tells her husband,
'Mannu, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving
twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye,
and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now,
why can't you do that?'
'Gosh,' Mannu says, 'I hardly know that girl.' |
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