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The newlywed wife said to her
husband when he returned from work, 'I have great news for you. Pretty
soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two.'
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, 'I'm glad
that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with
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It's just too hot to wear
clothes today,' complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower.'Honey,
what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
this?'
Probably that I married you for your money.' |
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A married
couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, 'How should I
know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife said, 'I don't know; some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear.'' |
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A diplomatic husband said to
his wife, 'How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never
look any older?' |
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A man was
watching TV in his bedroom. His wife furiously came in and slapped him.
'I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou'
written on it,' she said. 'You had better have an explanation.'
'Calm down, honey,' the man replied. 'Remember last week when I was at the
dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.'
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
'What was that for?' he complained.
'Your dog called last night.' |
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