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Newlywed Bride: 'Will you love
me when I'm old?'
Newlywed Groom: 'Love you? I shall idolize you. I
shall worship the ground that you walk on. I
shall.... errrr....uhhhhh.....You're NOT going to look
like your mother, are you?' |
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A woman woke her husband in
the middle of the night and said, 'There is a thief in the kitchen eating
my home made Pizza'
'Oh Really?', said her husband, 'So, who shall I call dear? the police or
an ambulance???' |
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They say marriage is a
contract. No, it's not.
Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes
wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer.
If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him
back to his mama's house. 'I don't know; he just
stopped working. He's just laying around making a
funny noise.' |
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A woman was letting her
husband have it with just a
touch more venom than usual, saying, 'You're an idiot.
You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an
idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in
second.'
'Why would I come in second?' her husband asked.
She replied, 'Because you're an idiot!' |
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This is actually said in
court, word for word.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
morning?
A: He said, 'Where am I, Jennie?'
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan. |
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