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A husband
and wife are watching 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,' and the husband
winks and says, 'Honey, let's go upstairs...'
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, 'Is that your final answer?' The wife says yes.
The husband says, 'Well, can I phone a friend?' |
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Tired of having to balance his
wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it,
but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures,
Cindy said proudly, 'I've done it! I made it balance!'
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. 'Let's see... mortgage 550.00,
electricity 70.50, phone 35.00.' His brow wrinkled as he read the last
entry. 'It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?'
'Oh,' she said, 'That means, Error Some Place!' |
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A man told his wife one day,
'I don't know how u can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time.' Thew wife responded, 'Allow me 2 explain. God made me beautiful so
u would be attracted 2 me , and stupid so I would be attracted to u!'
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Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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When Chiman came home, his
wife, Meena, was crying.
'Your mother insulted me,' Meena sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other
side of the
country?' Chiman asked.
'I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it
because I was
curious.'
'And?'
'At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Meena, when you have finished
reading this letter,
don't forget to give it to my son.'' |
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