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'A prisoner in jail
receives a letter from his wife: 'Dear Husband, I have decided to plant
some mangoes in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?'
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a
letter: 'Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is
where I hid all the money.'
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: 'Dear
Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to
the house, and dug up all the back garden.' The prisoner wrote another
letter back: 'Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the mangoes.' |
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A man and a friend are playing
golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip
onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to
the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys,
and bows down in prayer. His friend says, 'Wow, that is the most
thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies, 'Yeah, well we were married 35 years.' |
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This woman's husband was
cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman
went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a
beautifull lamp lieing in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a
little bit. Suddenly, a geenie popped out of the lamp! The geenie said
that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband will
get the same thing only double!
So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
'I want to be rich!!!'
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
'I want to be beautifull!!'
So, the woman became beautifull, and the husband became twice as
beautifull.
'Okay', the geenie says. 'This is your last wish so be carefull what you
wish for!'
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a desision.
'I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!' |
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Once Shonu goes to dinner with
his friends.
Just to have some fun one of his friends asks Shonu, 'How many Idlis can
you eat when your stomach is empty?'.
For which Shonu answers promptly -'8 idlis'.
His friends laugh at him and say, nobody can eat 8 idlis when their
stomach is empty because when they eat the first idli their stomach would
no longer be empty.
Shonu enjoyed the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his
wife and asks, 'How many idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?'.
She replies '5 idlis'.
Hearing this answer Shonu gets furious and replies, 'You fool! Had you
said '8 idlis' I would have told you a good joke!' |
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'The
boss was complaining in the staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local novelty shop and bought a small sign
that read, 'I'm the Boss'. He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had
taped a note to the sign that said: 'Your wife called, she wants her sign
back!' |
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