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A man walks up to Merlin the
wizard...
Chap: Say, you're Merlin, aren't you?
Merlin: Yes.
Chap: Bit of a wizard I hear?
Merlin: Yes, I've been told I'm skilled.
Chap: Do tricks and things, right? Magical stuff?
Merlin: Magical... yes, that's correct.
Chap: Turn kings into frogs, and that sort of thing?
Merlin: Well, Yes... I could turn a king into a frog.
Chap: Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin: Yes, I can ... with knowledge of who applied the curse and the
actual words of enchantment, I could do it... Why?
Chap: I'm cursed.
Merlin: Really? How long have you been bewitched?
Chap: Years...
Merlin: Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap: I can't forget them!
Merlin: What were they?
Chap: 'Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife...' |
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A recent study showed that the
average husband only
actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes
each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long
does it take to say 'Uh-huh' or 'Yes dear' or 'I'm
sorry, it won't happen again'? |
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'Your Honor, my wife is just
being ridiculous. Most
women would love to have a husband who still believes
in chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out
of chivalry.'
'Mr. Shroff,' replied the judge, 'I am granting the
divorce. I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation
while driving 65 mph.' |
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A man & wife entered a
dentist`s office.The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas
or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible.'
You`re a brave woman' said the dentist. 'Now, Show me which tooth it is.'
The wife turns to her husband and says 'Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear.' |
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A young married couple lived
in a cheap housing
complex.
Their chief complaint was that the walls were
paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was
painfully obvious when one morning the husband was
upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone.
She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet
her neighbor.
'Give this to your husband,' he said thrusting a roll
of toilet paper into her hands. 'He's been yelling
for it for 15 minutes!' |
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