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Newlywed
Bride: 'Will you love me when I'm old?'
Newlywed Groom: 'Love you? I shall idolize you. I
shall worship the ground that you walk on. I
shall.... errrr....uhhhhh.....You're NOT going to look
like your mother, are you?' |
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A newly married man asked his
wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE' |
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Wife: You always carry my
photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can
there be greater than this one ?' |
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The bride came down the aisle
and when she reached the
altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag
and clubs by his side.
She said, 'What are your golf clubs doing here?'
He looked her right in the eye--and said, 'This isn't
going to take all day, is it?' |
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You admit having broken into
the dress shop four times?'
asked the judge.
'Yes,' answered the suspect.
'And what did you steal?'
'A dress, Your Honor,' replied the subject.
'One dress?' echoed the judge. 'But you admit breaking
in four times!'
'Yes, Your Honor,' sighed the suspect. 'But three times
my wife didn't like the color.' |
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