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John: 'Why
are you so upset?'
Ted: 'My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist
this morning.'
John: 'So what?'
Ted: 'So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my
husband. You know, one of the men I've
been telling you about'.' |
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I'm worried that I'm losing my
wife's love, ' the husband
told the counsellor.
'Has she started to neglect you?'
'Not at all, ' the dejected man replied. 'She meets me at
the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are
always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always
neat, and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even
lets me choose the television shows we watch and she
never objects to kinky sex, or says she has a headache.'
'So what's the problem?'
'Maybe I'm just being too sensitive, ' the husband
ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she
puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! Die,
you son of a bitch!'' |
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A widow recently married to a
widower was accosted by a
friend who laughingly remarked, 'I suppose, like all
men who have been married before, your husband sometimes
talks about his first wife?'
'Oh, not any more, he doesn't,' the other replied.
'What stopped him?'
'I started talking about my next husband.' |
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A man approached his family
physician and said, 'Doc,
I'm afraid you'll have to remove my wife's tonsils one
of these days.'
The doctor pulled out the family's medical file and
exclaimed,
'Why, I removed them six years ago! Did you ever hear of
a woman having two sets of tonsils?'
'No,' the husband retorted, 'but you've heard of a man
having two wives, haven't you?' |
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A woman with 14 children, ages
one through fourteen,
decided to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of
desertion.
'When did he desert you,'the judge asked.
'Thirteen years ago,'she replied.
'If he left 13 years ago, where did all the children come
from?'
'Well,'said the woman,'he kept coming back to say he was
sorry.' |
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