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Never before had Rani looked
in the box that her husband Shonu kept under their bed. The box had been
there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded
his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the
box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have
looked at it any other time but hadn't. In the box she found 3 eggs and 10
thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to Shonu and asked,
'Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?'
He replied, 'Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the
box.'
Rani was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled
herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he
had only been unfaithful 3 times. 'But where did the 10 thousand dollars
come from?' she asked. 'Every time I got a dozen, I sold it.' |
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A man said his credit card was
stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much
less than his wife did. |
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One night at the dinner table,
the wife commented,
'When we were first married, you took the small piece
of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the
large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love
me any more...'
'Nonsense, darling,' replied the husband, 'you
just cook better now.' |
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Husband to wife: 'I've finally
figured out what's wrong with our budget. There's too much month left at
the end of the money.' |
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I Love her, but...
...she takes those soaps too seriously. I'll come home
and find her in tears because some character died. Or
upset that some nonexistent guy's having a fictional
affair.
... after sex, I mean the second after, she continues
where she left off. Her eyes open and before you can
breathe, you hear, ' ... and, oh, yeah, I have to
defrost the chicken, and your mother wants you to pick
up her dry cleaning ...'
...... she makes lists. Things to buy. Things to do.
People to call. If it's not on the list, it doesn't get
done. Once, to be funny, I put 'sex' on the list.
Mistake. Now it has to be on the list, or it doesn't
get done.
... she wears these false eyelashes. She left 'em lying
around and I slammed 'em with my newspaper, tried to
kill the damn things. Scared me half to death.
.....and the list continues |
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