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Soon after marriage, a lady's
husband stopped wearing his wedding ring.
She asked, 'Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?'
He replied, 'It cuts off my circulation.'
She answered back, 'It's supposed to!' |
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Mrs. Jones was reading a
letter at breakfast. Suddenly she
looked up suspiciously at her husband.
'Henry,' she said, 'I've just received a letter from mother
saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay,
as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that?
I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own
convenience. You did write, didn't you?'
'Er, yes, I did,' said the husband. 'But I couldn't spell
'convenience,' so I made it 'risk.' |
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I have changed my system for
labeling homemade freezer
meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters,
'Meatloaf' or 'Pot Roast' or 'Steak and Vegetables or
'Chicken and Dumplings' or 'Beef Pot Pie.'
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband
what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any
of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with
what he really likes.
If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set
of labels. You'll find dinners with neat little tags that
say: 'Whatever,' 'Anything,' 'I Don't Know,' 'I Don't Care,'
'Something Good,' or 'Food.' My frustration is now reduced
because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him
what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting. |
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To: Tech Support
Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began creating problems within the system processing
and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday Football
5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected :(
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other
favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0
seems to run and nothing else.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from
Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!
Thanks,
Sam
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To: Sam
Dear Sam,
This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain
about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed !!
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
'Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)'.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this
major IT problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return
to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0. I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1,
Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.
note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
regards,
Kahn. |
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A couple who's been married
for over 20 years were having a fight in the car during a trip for a
holiday. After arguing for a moment, they decided to quit talking and
silence ruled. Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm,
all making those horrible noises I don't know what they call it. Anyway,
the wife looks at her husband and gives a sinister grin and says,
'Relatives of yours?' The husband replied 'Yep, in-laws.' |
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