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'My wife has the worst
memory'.
'Does she forget everything?'
'No, She remembers everything'. |
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Getting
married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order
what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that!!
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Three weeks after her wedding
day, Joanna called her minister.
'Reverend,' she wailed, 'John and I had a greadful fight!'
'Calm down, my child,' said the minister, 'it's not half as bad as you
think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!'
'I know, I know!' said Joanna. 'But what am I going to do with the BODY?'
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The couple have not been
getting along for years, so the husband thinks, 'I'll buy my wife a
cemetery plot for her birthday.'
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn't get her
anything.
She says, 'Why didn't you get me a birthday present?'
He says, 'You didn't use what I got you last year!' |
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Mary was married to a male
chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around
the house and certainly not any housework -- that, he declared, was
woman's work.
But one evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a
load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on
the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.
She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on.
It turned out that Charley, her husband, had read a magazine article that
suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they
weren't so tired from having to do all the housework in addition to
holding down a full-time job.
The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her friends in the office. 'How
did it work out?' they asked.
'Well, it was a great dinner,' Mary said. 'Charley even cleaned up, helped
the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away.'
'But what about afterward?' her friends wanted to know.
'Oh -- that didn't work out,' Mary said. 'Charley was too tired.' |
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