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The first guy said, 'My wife,
she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the
house. It's incredible.'
The second guy says, 'That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God.'
'She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?'
'Every night she places a burnt offering before me.' |
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During powercut night, a
policeman entered his house, removed his shirt and suddenly his wife
requested, 'darling please go and buy 2 candles'. In the dark, he searched
and found his shirt and went to the shop after wearing the same.
When he was in the Shop, suddenly the power came. The shop owner asked
him, 'Sir, you are a policeman. Is it not?'
'Yes' he replied.
The shop keeper asked 'Then why you are wearing Fire Service Uniform ?'.
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A man walked into a
therapist's office looking very depressed. 'Doc, you've got to help me. I
can't go on like this.'
'What's the problem?' the docotor inquired.
'Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No
matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.'
'My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your
self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom
mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an
attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll
have women buzzing all around you.'
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit
excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden
expression on his face.
'Did my advice not work?' asked the doctor.
'It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the
best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.'
'So, what's your problem?'
'I don't have a problem,' the man replied. 'My wife does.' |
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Wife : you delivered an
excellent speech.
Hubby : Thanks dear, but the audience was full of fools & idiots.
Wife : Is that why you addressed them as your brothers & sisters? |
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I never would have married you
if I knew how stupid you were!' shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband replied, 'You should've known how stupid I was the minute I
asked you to marry me!' |
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