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Myrddin
asked his wife, 'What do you love most about me; my tremendous athletic
ability or my superior intellect?'
'What I love most about you,' responded Aspazia, 'is your enormous sense
of humor.' |
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My wife complains that I don't
fight fair. I told her I was taught, when you're wrong, admit it... when
you're right.... shut up. |
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A man needed to call home, but
the only pay phone he could find was in use. So, he stood to the side and
waited until it was free, thinking it would only be a couple of minutes.
Five minutes went by, and still the man was on the phone. He was just
standing there holding the phone to his year but not saying a word.
Ten minutes later, he was still not talking.
Fifteen minutes later, he still wasn't talking.
Finally, the waiting man tapped the guy on the shoulder and asked if he
could use the phone. 'I really won't be long and I really need to make a
short, but important call.'
'Hold your horses,' responded the man using the pay phone, covering the
receiver. 'I'm talking to my wife.' |
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A man is boasting to his
buddies that he is taking his wife to Rome for their 40th wedding
anniversary.
'What will you do for your 50th?' one of them asks.
'I'll go and get her.' |
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SSG Gardner goes to see his
CO.
'Sir,' he says, 'we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow,
and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and
hauling stuff.'
'We're short-handed, Gardner,' the CO replies. 'I can't give you the day
off.'
'Thanks, sir,' says Gardner, 'I knew I could count on you!' |
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