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Once a wife asked her husband
'What is the difference between accident and bad luck?'
The Husband replied 'If you mistakenly slip into the well being dug up
outside our house, that means an accident. But if you are saved and come
back, then it will be my bad luck. |
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'are yaar tum apni biwi ke
saath kapade(cloth) wash karwa rahe ho'
'to kya hua,wo bhi to mere saath rotiya banwati hai' |
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The judge glowered at the
haggard robber and said, 'Then you admit breaking into the same dress shop
on four successive nights?' 'Yes, your honor.' 'And why was that?'
'Because my wife wanted a dress.' The judge consulted his records. 'But it
says here you broke in four nights in a row!' 'Yes, sir. She made me
exchange it three times.' |
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A lady's sick of her husband's
drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan,
and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from
behind the sofa and screams. He says, 'You don't scare me. I'm married to
your sister.' |
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'A man & wife entered a
dentist's office. The Wife said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible.'
You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is.
The wife turns to her husband and says 'Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear.' |
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