Q: What's
the best way for a woman to get her husband to remember their anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
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Wife: 'We've got such a clever
dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.'
Husband: 'Well, lots of dogs can do that.'
Wife: 'But we've never subscribed to any papers.'
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Once a
couple had one of their usual quarrels as a consequence of which all
conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend
his office very early the next morning. So he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me up tomorrow morning,' and kept it beside his wife's
pillow. His wife read it and went to sleep. He woke up very late the next
morning and got very angry. He looked ferociously at his wife, but she
calmly pointed towards his pillow. Under his pillow he found a piece of
paper. On it was written, 'Please wake up, it is 6 o'clock now.'
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Mrs Banta knitted a sweater &
sent it to her husband by parcel post. With it she sent the following
note: 'I have removed the buttons as they are too heavy & would add to the
price of postage. You will find them in the right hand pocket of the
sweater.'
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Husband: 'And you tell me that
several men proposed marriage to you!'
Wife: 'Yes, several.'
Husband: 'Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.'
Wife: 'I did.'
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