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'So, what's
the matter?' asked her friend. 'I thought you just got back from a nice
relaxing fishing trip with your husband?'
'Oh, everything went wrong,' says the wife. 'First he said I talked so
loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait and
then that I was reeling in too soon.
'All that might have been all right; but then, to make matters worse,'
lamented the wife, 'I ended up catching the most fish!' |
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I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. |
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'That smoker's toothpaste you
bought me isn't any good!' the husband complained.
'C'mon, dear, just give it a try. It'll get those nicotine stains off of
your teeth in no time,' his wife replied.
'I don't know how you can say that! I can't even light the damn stuff!' he
shouted. |
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During a rather heated
argument, the husband bellowed: 'You don't deserve a man like me.'
The wife retorted, 'I don't deserve arthritis either, but I got that.'
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A man phones home from his
office and tells his wife: 'Something has just come up. I have a chance to
go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right
away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue
silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up.'
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week later
he returns.
His wife asks, 'Did you have a good trip, dear?'
He replies, 'Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.'
His wife smiles and says, 'Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!'
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