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A man walked into a chemist
shop and walked up to the counter. He asked the man serving where the
tampons were, and he was directed to the rear of the shop.
The man walked in that direction, and several minutes later he returned to
the counter with a packet of tissues and some cotton buds.
The owner looked at him confused, and asked:
'Why did you come in here, ask for a packet of tampons, and get those
items?'
'Well,' said the man 'Last night I sent my wife down to the newsagent to
buy me a packet of fags. She came back with a packet of papers and some
tobbaco. Tonight she can roll her own.' treatmeant.
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A man took his wife to the
doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has
completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been
giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' |
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'A
husband said to his wife 'Get your coat on love, it's time to get down the
pub'. She replied 'But you NEVER take me out'. 'I'm not,' said the
husband, 'but I'm turning the heating off before I go.' |
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Q:What is the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !! |
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After being away on business,
Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about
some perfume?' he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. 'That's a bit much,' said Tom, so
she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. 'That's still quite a bit,'
Tom groused. Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00
bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tom, 'is I'd like to see something real cheap.'
So the clerk handed him a mirror. |
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