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After weeks of getting the
cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her.
'Admit it, Linda,' he said, 'The only reason you married me is because my
grandfather left me $10 million.'
'Don't be ridiculous!' she shot back. 'I don't care who left it to you.'
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Sam and Becky are celebrating
their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, 'Becky, I was wondering
- have you ever cheated on me?' Becky replies, 'Oh Sam, why would you ask
such a question now? You don't want to ask that question...'
'Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please...'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times...'
'Three? Well, when were they?' he asked.
'Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to
start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?
Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and
signed the loan papers, no questions asked?'
'Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do
such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?'
'Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were
needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then
remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery
himself, and then you were in good shape again?'
'I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my
l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must
really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when
was number 3?'
'Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?' |
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My wife uses fabric softener.
I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women were coming up
to me (sniff) 'Married!' (walk off).
That's how they mark their territory! You can take off that ring, but it's
hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes. |
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Feeling flattered that his
wife was requesting him to sing,a husband lovingly asked, ' which tune do
you want me to sing ?'' Oh, any will do, ' She said carelessly, 'I simply
want to trouble the neighbours.' |
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Q: What do you do when you see
the love of your life having a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry. |
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