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A doctor examined a woman,
took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at
all.'
'Me either doc.' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good
with the kids.' |
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The most sought-after
newspaper photographer's wife was used to her husband often returning home
late with the excuse, 'I had to shoot a railway accident', or 'I had to
shoot a football game.'
One day some unexpected visitors dropped by and asked how late her husband
would. 'I don't know,' she replied, not intending to shock them. 'He has
to shoot the Prime Minister today.' |
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A man named
Butt walks into a grocery store where he sees one of his closest friends,
Bob. Bob approaches him with a sincere smile and greets Butt. After a good
conversation between the two
men, Bob looks at Butt with affection and says:
'Listen Butt, you're my best friend. I respect you a lot and would never
do anything to hurt you, but I've got to let this off my chest. I think
you deserve much better than Lola. I'm
telling you this as a friend. Your wife is not exactly a conservative
woman!'
Butt looks at Bob in bafflement and replies:
'What do you mean?'
Bob looks him straight in the eyes and whispers in his ear: 'Look around!
Why do you think there are almost no men in this grocery store? As a true
friend, I feel obliged to tell you this.
Every time you go grocery shopping, there is a very long line-up at your
front door!'
Butt, confused and puzzled asks : 'What are you trying to say?'
Bob looks at him in sorrow and replies: 'I hate to break this to you my
dear friend, but your wife is a money hungry whore! Divorce her!'
Butt, startled by Bobs rude comment replies in a fury: 'What kind of a
friend are you? You must think I'm an Idiot? You want me to divorce her,
so I'll have to wait in line too?' |
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The poor
country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for
a $250 dress she had bought. 'How could you do this!' he exclaimed.
'I don't know,' she wailed, 'I was standing in the store looking at the
dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was
whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.''
'Well,' the pastor persisted, 'You know how to deal with him! Just tell
him, 'Get behind me, Satan!'
'I did,' replied his wife, 'but then he said 'It looks great from back
here, too.' |
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Husband and wife were playing
in the mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle - she sliced
the second shot into a copse of trees. Unfazed he played a brilliant
recovery shot which went onto the green a metre from the pin. She poked at
the putt and sent it five metres beyond the pin. He lined up the long putt
and sank it. To his wife he said, 'We'll have to do better. That was a
bogey five.' 'Don't blame me,' she snapped, 'I only took two of them.'
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