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One rainy evening, my husband,
John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the
keys in the car. He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat
hanger, so we went back to the restaurant to get one. There were none to
be found.
John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with
a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and we climbed in. As
we sat there, soaked and cold, he stuck the hanger under his seat.
With a smug grin, he said, 'Now if this ever happens again, I'll have one
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A state trooper pulled a car
over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
'I was only going 40!' the driver protested.
'Not according to my radar,' the trooper said.
'Yes, I was!' the man shouted back.
'No you weren't!' the trooper said.
With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I
should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking.'
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Wife: Okay, today's Friday.
Where's your pay envelope?
Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Man: Eight rounds of drinks. |
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A Frenchman is lying on his
deathbed and asks his wife 'have you ever been unfaithful to me?' The wife
reluctantly admits, 'Yes, I have. Do you remember that expensive perfume I
got? That was from him.'
An Englishman is lying on his deathbed and asks his wife 'have you ever
been unfaithful to me?' The wife reluctantly admits, 'Yes, I have. Do you
remember that diamond ring I got? That was from him.'
A Russian is lying on his deathbed and asks his wife 'have you ever been
unfaithful to me?' The wife reluctantly admits, 'Yes, I have. Do you
remember that leather coat you loved so much? Well, he stole that from
you.' |
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A couple had been married for
45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22
grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife
replies, 'Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to
pack up and leave has to take all the kids.' |
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