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A husband and wife were
shopping when the wife said, 'Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.
What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.'
The husband replied, 'How about a chair?!?' don't.' |
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Bernie was invited to his
ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris,
the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms,
calling her 'Honey', 'My Love', 'Darling', 'Sweetheart', etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, 'That is really nice, that
after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling
your wife those pet names.'
Morris hung his head and whispered, 'To tell the truth, I forgot her
name a few years ago.' |
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The
newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in
floods of tears. 'Darling, whatever is the matter?' he asks.
'Sweetheart,' she sobs, 'the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my
very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season
it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone,' she
sobbed again, 'I found that the cat had eaten it!'
'Don't worry, darling,' said her husband. 'Don't cry. We'll get a new cat
in the morning...' |
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Mrs. Smith was in the habit of
having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an
hour. One day she hung up after only 25 minutes.
'What is the matter?' asked her husband, 'You had less than half an hour
conversation on the phone.'
'I got a wrong number,' replied Mrs. Smith. |
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A husband and wife were at a
party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling
came up.
'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,'
the wife explained. 'He was a communications major in college and I
majored in theater arts.
He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening.' |
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