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A concerned husband went to a
doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, ''Doctor, I think my
wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me
to repeat things.'' ''Well,'' the doctor replied, ''go home and tonight
stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't
reply move about five feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that
we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness''.
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He
starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping
some vegetables and says, ''Honey, what's for dinner?'' He hears no
response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He
moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right
behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, ''Honey, what's for
dinner?'' She replies, ''For the fourth time, vegetable stew!'' |
A husband and wife entered the
dentist's office. The husband said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible.'
'You're a brave man,' said the dentist. 'Now, show me which tooth it is.'
The husband turns to his wife and says, 'Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear.' |
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