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'Mary,' asked Dawn
thoughtfully one day, 'what would you do if you caught your husband with
another woman?'
'Another woman with MY husband?' Mary thought it over.
'Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to
take her back to the institution she escaped from.' |
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Morty was in his usual place
in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He
came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a
football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common
knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. 'I'll never
understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.'
His wife replies, 'Why thank you, dear!' |
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A husband and wife were at a
party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling
came up.
'Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,' the
husband explained. 'She was a communications major in college and I
majored in theatre arts.'
He continued, 'She communicates well and I act like I'm listening.' |
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Wife:
Darling do you love me.
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Than you have to buy me a Diamond Necklace.
Husband: Sorry! I can’t afford to love you. |
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I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste. |
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