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When a man opens the door of
his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new
or the wife. |
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'Can you explain to me how
this lipstick got on your collar?' the suspicious wife sneered.
'No, I can't,' the husband replied. 'I distinctly remember taking my shirt
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Husband: Where do you want to
go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen? |
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A man is in his front yard
attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into
the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while, until his wife
sticks her head out of the front door and yells, 'You need more tail.'
The father yells back, I told you yesterday I needed more tail and you
told me to go fly a kite!' |
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A man has six children and is
very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts
calling his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home,
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at
the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back,
'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!' |
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