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A man has six children and is
very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts
calling his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home,
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at
the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back,
'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!' |
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My wife asked me to buy
ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't
find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, 'These
vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous
chemicals?' 'The produce guy looked at me and said, 'No. You'll have to do
that yourself.' |
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The man was in no shape to
drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking
unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out
here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said.
'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' The cop asked. 'My
wife.' said the man. |
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A couple was having some
trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a
marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and
listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a
hug.
He looked at the man and said, 'This is what your wife needs, at least
once
a day!'
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, 'OK, what time do you
want
me to bring her back tomorrow?' |
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You must realize that you are
54 years old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you
will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old
teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Sincerely,
Your Husband |
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