|
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
|
Johnny
was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
'Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a
rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
'When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge
and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to
radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the
bridge and saved the Israelites.'
'Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother
asked.
'Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it.' |
|
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
A
mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear
white?'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is
the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy
wearing black?' |
|
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
|
A
youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to
a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His
mother finally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled,
asked 'Who's that you're drawing, son?'
The son answered, 'God.'
'Don't be silly,' reproved the mother. 'Nobody knows
what God looks like.'
Not even pausing in his task, the son announced
calmly, 'They will when I'm finished!' |
|
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
A
little girl asked her father, 'Daddy? Do all Fairy
Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?'
And he replied, 'No, there is a whole series of Fairy
Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'' |
|
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
A
little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap. She gazed
up at her father and said, 'Daddy, did anyone ever tell
you that you're the most wonderful and smartest man in
the world?'
Her father, filled with pride said, 'Why no, honey, they
haven't.'
'Then where did you get the idea?' she asked. |
|
Next >> |
|
Tell Yahoo Friend