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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, 'School Ahead, Go Slow!' |
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Isn't
the principal a dummy!' said a boy to a girl.
'Say, do you know who I am?' asked the girl.
'No.'
'I'm the principal's daughter.'
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
'No,' she replied.
'Thank goodness!' |
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The
teacher came up with a good problem. 'Suppose,' she asked the
second-graders, 'there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a
fence. How many would be left?'
'None,' answered little Norman.
'None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.'
'Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!' |
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Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?'
Sam: 'I don’t know.'
Teacher: 'Bark, Sam, bark.'
Sam: 'Bow, wow, wow!' |
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A
little girl came home from school and said to her mother, 'Mommy, today in
school I was punished for something that I didn't do.'
The mother exclaimed, 'But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with
your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?'
The little girl replied, 'My homework.' |
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