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'Dad,
can you write in the dark?'
'I think so. What is it you want me to write?'
'Your name on this report card.' |
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The
parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
'The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,' lamented the
father, 'is that I know he never cheated during his exams.' |
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The
composition teacher asked the class to write about
an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...'
'My goodness!' the teacher exclaimed. 'Is he all right?'
'He must be,' said the boy. 'He stopped yelling for help
yesterday.' |
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A
little kid asks his father, 'Daddy, is God a man or a woman?'
'Both son. God is both.'
After a while the kid comes again and asks, 'Daddy, is God black or
white?'
'Both son, both.'
The child returns a few minutes later and says, 'Daddy, is Michael Jackson
God?' |
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On the
first day of school, a first grader handed his
teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily
those of his parents.' |
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