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guy's walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking
a cigarette. 'Hey kid, you're too young to smoke.'
Johnny looks up but says nothing.
'How old are you?'
'Six,' Johnny says.
'Six? When did you start smoking?'
'Right after the first time I got laid.'
'Right after the first time you got laid? When was
that?'
Johnny says, 'I don't remember, I was drunk.' |
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'Daddy, where did I come from?' the seven-year-old asked.
It was a moment for which her parents had
carefully prepared. They took her into the living room,
got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and
explained all they thought she should know about sexual
attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then
they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
'Does that answer your question?' her father asked.
'Not really,' the little girl said. 'Marcia said she
came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from.' |
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Score
1600 on the SAT.
Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to
pay for it.
Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children
(grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)
Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood...especially the one
about walking 7 miles to school without shoes. |
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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat,
young Mary said unhappily 'Mom, do you realize some poor
dumb beast suffered so you could have that?'.
The woman shot her an angry look. 'Mary, how dare you
talk about your father like that!' |
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Jim
came home with his school report.
Mother: 'What did your father say when you showed him
your report?'
Jim: 'Shall i leave out the rude words?'
Mother: 'Of course'
Jim: 'He didn't say a word' |
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