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A
little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school
in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period,
her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her math studies. The girl
would refuse playing with friends and eating dessert after dinner in order
to study more.
On report card day, her mother was astonished to see that her daughter got
an A in math. She asked her daughter, “Why the sudden change of attitude
about math -- do the nuns punish you?” The girl replied, “No, but when I
saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this
school is very serious about math!” |
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Why
did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake. |
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He
kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for
the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one
at a time.
The teacher was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little
Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk,
made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his
report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a
period', Johnny explained. 'Well I can see that,' she said, 'but what is
so exciting about a period?'
'Damned if I know,' said Johnny, 'but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack and Mummy fainted.' |
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A man
is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying
to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very
small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the
boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,
placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the
doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks,
'And now what, my little man?'
The boy replies, 'Now we run!' |
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There
was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was
disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at
night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with
a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show
up and they saw the sign which read, 'Warning! One of the watermelons in
this field has been injected with cyanide.'
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the
farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed
that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, 'Now there
are two!' |
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