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A lady
lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an
honest little boy, who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, 'Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my
bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.'
The boy quickly replied, 'That's right, lady. The last time I found a
lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.' |
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A
4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner.
The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer,
thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he
thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and
all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the
turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the
cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and
waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked,
'If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?' |
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A
little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and
looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of
the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old
leaf from a tree that had been pressed inbetween the pages.
'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked. With astonishment, he
claimed: 'I think it's Adam's suit!' |
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A
little girl is in line to see Santa Claus. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?'
The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.'
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie
comes with Ken.'
'No,' said the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with
Ken.' |
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At a
friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the
flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward
why he behaved so badly, he explained, 'I was just trying to be a good
ring bear.' |
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