Marathi Music Online-Marathi Songs-Marathi Videos-Marathi Kavita & Jokes Funny Jokes-Funny One Liners-Funny Pictures Indian Celebrities (Male)-Wallpapers/Biography/Pictures Indian Celebrities (Female)-Wallpapers/Biography/Pictures Bollywood Movies-Wallpapers/Cast & Crew/Release Dates Hollywood/Global Celebrities (Male)-Wallpapers/Biography/Pictures Hollywood/Global Celebrities (Female)-Wallpapers/Biography/Pictures Hollywood Movies-Wallpapers/Cast & Crew/Release Dates

 Advertisement : Latest Hindi,Marathi & English SMS For Any Occasion..!

 

 
 
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, 'Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.'
The boy quickly replied, 'That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.'

Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes
A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, 'If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?'
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed inbetween the pages.
'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked. With astonishment, he claimed: 'I think it's Adam's suit!'

 
 

Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes
A little girl is in line to see Santa Claus. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?'
The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.'
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken.'
'No,' said the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.'
Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, 'I was just trying to be a good ring bear.'

Next >>