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'Thanks for
the harmonica you gave me for Christmas,' little Jack said to his uncle
the first time he saw him after the holidays. 'It's the best Christmas
present I ever got.'
'That's great,' said his uncle. 'Do you know how to play it?'
'Oh, I don't play it,' the little fellow said. 'My mom gives me a dollar a
day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week
not to play it at night.' |
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Visiting their grandmother's house, two young boys were saying their
prayers at bedtime. The younger boy started loudly shouting his prayers:
'God, please send me a new bike ... !'
'Why are you shouting your prayers?' his older brother asked. 'God isn't
deaf.'
'No, but Grandma almost is!' the little brother answered. |
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A certain
man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little
Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother
said with surprise, 'Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork
dear?'. 'I didn't think I needed to,' Joey explained, 'I heard Daddy say
she always eats like a horse.'
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A
college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles
from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles
is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I.
One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon
said 'Professor your 44..'
The Professor said 'you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you
arrive at the answer so quickly?'
The student said. 'You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's
half mad.' |
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There
was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his
uncle came to visit and the boy
was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He
told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the
uncle asked,
'What is three plus four?'
The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said,
'Seven.'
The uncle said, 'Listen kid, you can't count it out on
your hands because someday when you are in school, a
teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands
in your pockets.'
So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his
uncle asked,
'What is five plus five?'
The uncle saw movement in the boys pockets, then the boy
said, 'Eleven!' |
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