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While
travelling Shonu was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying
binoculars.
The Shonu simply said ...
'I am on my way to see a distant relative.' |
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One
day Chhotu's neighbor visits him and sees Chhotu crying.
The neighbour: What had happened?
Chhotu: My mother died yesterday.
The neighbor made him some coffee and settled him down a little and then
left. The next day the same neighbor
went back over to the house and found Chhotu crying again.
The neighbour: Why are you crying today Chhotu?
Chhotu: I just got off of the phone with my brother, his mother died too! |
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Grandma: You've left all your sandwiches, Mannu. When I was your age I ate
every one.
Mannu: Do you still like sandwiches, Grandma?
Grandma: Yes, I do.
Mannu: Well, you can have mine. |
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'That's an excellent essay for someone your age,' said the English
teacher.
'How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?' Boy asked curiously. |
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In
class one day, Mr. Mali pulled Mannu over to his desk after a test, and
said, 'Mannu I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.'
Mannu was astounded and asked Mr. Mali to prove it. 'Well, said Mr. Mali ,
I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first
president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Radha, put
'Jawaharlal Nehru,' and so did you.'
'So, everyone knows that he was the first president.'
'Well, just wait a minute,' said Mr. Mali. 'The next question was, 'Who
built Taj Mahal?' Radha put 'Shahjahan' and so did you.'
'Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,' said
Mannu.
'Wait, wait,' said Mr. Mali. The next question was, ‘Who was president in
1975?’ Radha put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'.” |
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