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Shonu
was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a rupee
coin. He went crying to his mom, choking on the coin. They took him to a
doctor, who said that the coin was impossible to remove without surgery,
they consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a man
who said he could get the money out in a jiffy. He turned Shonu upside
down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and, sure
enough, the coin rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father said 'You
must be an expert!' The man replied, 'No sir, I'm just a tax collector.' |
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One
night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed,
'Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?'
'No. You had your chance.'
A minute later the boy screamed 'Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?'
'No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank
you.'
'Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?' |
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The
teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A
chorus of responses came from all over the room.
'A football player,'
'A doctor,'
'An astronaut,'
'The president,'
'A bus conductor,'
'A teacher,'
'A race car driver.'
Everyone that is, except Mannu.
The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to
him, 'Mannu, what do you want to be when you grow up?'
'Possible' Mannu replied.
'Possible?' asked the teacher.
'Yes,' Mannu said. 'My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I
get to be big, I want to be possible.' |
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My
husband is an Army helicopter pilot, and we never
seem to live in one place for very long. Typically,
during a move, we stay in a hotel until we can find a
permanent place to have our things delivered. Our
children enjoy this greatly, although sometimes it
can be a bit confusing for them. One day, as we were
driving down an interstate and passed a Holiday Inn, our
three-year-old squeaked in excitement from the backseat.
'Look!' he exclaimed. 'There's our old house!' |
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Daddy,
what's telepathy?
It's when two people are thinking the same thought at
the same time.
Like you and mommy?
No, son, when mommy and I are thinking the same thought,
that's called coincidence. |
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