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After the baby was
baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back
seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a
good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys." |
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Two little
kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside
the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in
here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you
lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
And the
second kid says, 'Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk
for a year!' |
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A
sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a
cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to
hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never
in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last
sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the
cup.
She asked, 'Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom
of my cup?'
Her grandson replied, 'You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part
of waking up is soldiers in your cup.' '
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A
nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be. 'They use
him to keep crowds back,' said one youngster.
'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.'
A third child concluded. 'No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire
hydrant!' |
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My kids
love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing
them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was 'GoofyMickeyMinniePluto' and so I
asked why it was so long.
'Because,' my son explained, 'they said it had to have at least four
characters.' |
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