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'Mummy, where do babies come from? 'The stork, dear.'
'Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our
house?' 'The police, dear.'
'Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save
us?' 'The fire department, dear.'
'Mummy, where does food come from?' 'Farmers, dear.'
'Mummy?' 'Yes, dear?' 'What do we need Daddy for?' |
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My
nine year old daughter asked me for suggestion on what role she should
enact in a mock dress parade at school. To make her conscious towards
environment I suggested she dress up like a social worker campaigning
against the use of Polyethene. Her mother also liked the idea. So two
placards were created. One to be hung around her neck to anounce that she
was a social worker. The second had a heading against the use of polythene
and a summary of the harm caused by use of polythene.
Next morning I was stunned to see the two placards being caried to school
in a large polythene bag. |
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Son:
Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on! daddy's lap. |
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A
father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water & another worm in a glass of whiskey.
Result: The worm in the water lived. On in the whiskey curled up & died.
'All right son, 'Asked the the father, 'What does that show to you?'
Well Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms. |
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'I'm
confused,' the little boy admitted to his
teacher. 'I went to church last Sunday and they kept telling me to stand
up for Jesus!
But then I went to the ballgame, and everyone kept
yelling, 'For Christ's sake, sit down!'' |
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