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A
little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime
story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach
up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own
cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, 'Grandpa, did God make you?'
'Yes, sweetheart,' he answered, 'God made me a long time ago.' 'Oh,' she
paused, 'Grandpa, did God make me too?' 'Yes, indeed, honey,' he said,
'God made you just a little while ago.' Feeling their respective faces
again, she observed, 'God's getting better at it, isn't He.' |
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The
kindergarten kids had graduated to the infant class. Their teacher wanted
them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten.
She told them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked
them to tell her what they did during the summer.
Shonu, the first little one stood up and said he went to see his Nani.
The teacher said, 'No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the
grown-up word.'
Chuachni, the next little one said she went for a trip on a Chhuk-Chhuk.
The teacher again said, 'No, no, you went on a trip on a train. That's the
grown-up word.'
Then the teacher asked Monu, the third little one what he did during the
summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book
he had read. He puffed out his chest and, in a very adult way, replied,
'Winnie the Shit.' |
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After
watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Tinastarted using her
pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. 'Make
three wishes,' she told hermother, 'and I'll grant them.'Her mom first
asked for world peace. Tina swung her wand and proclaimed the request
fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children.
Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Tina obliged. The mother, with a
glance down at her rather ample curves, made her thirdwish, 'I wish to
have a trim figure again.'
The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wandmadly. 'I'll need
more power for this!' she exclaimed. |
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The
social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. 'How
many of you,' he asked, 'would say you're opposed to war?'
Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, 'Who'll give us
the reason for being opposed to war?'
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
'Johnny?' the teacher said.
'I hate war,' Johnny said, 'because wars make history, and I hate
History!' |
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Once a
son asked his father,' Papa Papa,Is god black or white ? '
Father,' BOTH '.
Son,' Is god male or female ? '
Father,' BOTH '.
Son,' IS GOD MICHEAL JACKSON ? ' |
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