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Patsy
offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of her next-door neighbor.
She arrived in time to prepare breakfast, laying a generous helping of
bacon and eggs in front of the child. 'Mother always serves hot biscuits
for breakfast,' said the eight-year-old.
So, Patsy, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen and quickly
prepared a plate of hot biscuits, which she laid in front of the girl.
'No, thank you,' she said.
'But I thought you said your mother always has hot biscuits for
breakfast!' said Patsy in surprise.
'She does,' said the child. 'But I don't eat them.' |
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One
Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque
that hung in the church's foyer.
The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on
either side of it.
'Father Dovian,' the boy asked, 'what is this?'
'Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the
service,' the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at
the memorial plaque.
Little Davey softly asked, 'Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?' |
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A
preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his
hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one.
On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at
the house and a young lad came out to greet him.
The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind the
house. The two went to look at the lawn mower. The engine was sputtering
along at idle speed. The preacher increased the speed of the engine and
mowed a few strips. Satisfied that the mower would do the job they settled
on a price of $25.00.
Later in the day, the young lad was riding his bicycle when he spied the
preacher pulling on the engine starter rope. The kid stopped and watched
for a couple of minutes. He asked, 'What's wrong?'
The reply came, 'I can't get this mower started. Do you know how?'
The kid said, 'Yep.'
'Well, how do you do it? Tell me!', the preacher yelled.
The kid replied, 'You have to swear at it.'
The preacher rose up indignantly. 'Now you listen here. I am a preacher
and if I ever did swear, not saying I have, I've gotten how to do it after
all these years.'
With a wise look on his face well beyond his years, the kid said,
'Preacher, keep on pulling that rope and it'll all come back to ya.' |
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Two
kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, 'Let's play
doctor.' 'Good idea.' said the other. 'You operate, and I'll sue.' |
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At one
point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, 'Do you
understand what cooperation is and what a teamwork is all about?'
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
'Do you understand that what really matters is not whether we win or lose,
but that we play together as a team?'
The little boy nodded yes.
'Good,' the coach continued. 'And, when a strike is called, or you’re
thrown out at first, you don’t argue, curse, attack the umpire with a bat,
or throw dirt in the opposing team members face. Do you understand all
that?'
Again the little boy nodded, 'Well, sure, coach. That’s what you taught
us.'
'Good,' said the coach. 'Now, please go over there and explain all that to
your mother.' |
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