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Mother gave Billy 2 quarters. One was for his Sunday School offering. The other was for an ice cream cone on the way home from Sunday School.
Billy was flipping one quarter in the air and catching it on the way down. This happened 8 times or so when all of a sudden Billy missed catching it. It rolled down the storm sewer and was gone.
Billy looked skyward and prayed, 'Sorry, God.'
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An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, 'Give me a double Scotch on the rocks.'
'What do you want to do, get me in trouble?' the barmaid asked.
'Maybe later, ' the kid said. 'Right now, I'll just take the Scotch.'

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, 'Johnny what is the matter?'
Little Johnny responded, 'I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'
 
 

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah' The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'
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A little boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old LEAF that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out 'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

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