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Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
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Free Jokes- Children Jokes >Kids Jokes >Child Jokes |
A
father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the
zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior
was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,' the boy said finally, 'if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up ...'
'Yes, son?' the father said expectantly.
'What bus should I take home?' the boy finished. |
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Are
caterpillars good to eat?' asked little Tommy at the dinner table.
'No,' said his father, 'what makes you ask a question like that while we
are eating?'
'You had one on your lettuce salad, but it's gone now,' replied Tommy. |
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As I
left the grocery store, I noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven
years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for
their school band.
'I'll buy a chocolate bar on one condition,' I said to the boys.
'You eat it for me.'
I bought one and handed the candy back to one of the boys. He shook his
head. 'I can't,' he said.
'Why not?'
Looking me in the eye, he responded gravely, 'I'm not supposed to take
candy from strangers.' |
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While
taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about six years old.
Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I
answered and continued writing the report. 'My mother said if I ever
needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,'
I told her.
'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you
please tie my shoe?' |
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