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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. 'How did you know?' his mother asked. 'Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,' he replied, 'I think it's printed on the bottom.'
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Simran: Can people predict the future with cards?
Ramba: My mother can.
anitha: Really?
Geetha: Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home

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Three kids were showing off about their respective fathers.'My father is a He-man,' said the first one. ' Mine is a superman!' Quipped the second child. Not to be outdone,the third one promptly piped in 'My father is a Doberman!'
 
 

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The first grader had trouble pronouncing any word begining with the letter R. He called a rabbit a 'wabbit' and raspberry jam 'waspberry' jam. In order to help him, his teacher gave him this sentence to study:'Robert gave richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.' 'Say that over and over and over,' she told him, 'and we'll see how well you can do when yo come back next monday.' On monday she called on him to repeat what she had told him, and this is what he said ,' Bob gave a poke in the side for not cooking the bunny long enough.'
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Grandpa came home one day with some old records, after pulling one of the records out of its cover a 5 year old boy said, 'Wow! That is the biggest CD I have ever seen! Now I feel old!

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