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three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2
girl kittens. 'How did you know?' his mother asked. 'Daddy picked them up
and looked underneath,' he replied, 'I think it's printed on the bottom.' |
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Simran: Can people predict
the future with cards?
Ramba: My mother can.
anitha: Really?
Geetha: Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will
happen when my father gets home |
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Three
kids were showing off about their respective fathers.'My father is a
He-man,' said the first one. ' Mine is a superman!' Quipped the second
child. Not to be outdone,the third one promptly piped in 'My father is a
Doberman!' |
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The
first grader had trouble pronouncing any word begining with the letter R.
He called a rabbit a 'wabbit' and raspberry jam 'waspberry' jam. In order
to help him, his teacher gave him this sentence to study:'Robert gave
richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.' 'Say that over
and over and over,' she told him, 'and we'll see how well you can do when
yo come back next monday.' On monday she called on him to repeat what she
had told him, and this is what he said ,' Bob gave a poke in the side for
not cooking the bunny long enough.' |
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Grandpa came home one day with some old records, after pulling one of the
records out of its cover a 5 year old boy said, 'Wow! That is the biggest
CD I have ever seen! Now I feel old! |
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