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Q: What is
the height of co-incidence for little Harry?
A: His Mom and Dad getting married at the same time and at the same place.
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A
small boy was crying sitting on a bench outside the doctor's clinic.
Another small boy came to him and asked him: 'What happened?' The boy
said: 'I had come here for my blood test and the doctor cut my finger.'
Hearing this the other boy started weeping. The first boy asked: 'Why are
you crying?' The boy answered: 'I have come here for my urine test!'
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Three
school friends were talking to each other. One said: 'My father is so
great that every one takes orders from him. He is the SP.' The other said:
'This is nothing. My father is so great that everyone including your
father takes orders from him as he is the minister.' Then the third friend
said: 'This is nothing. Every one including your minister father bends
their heads in front of my dad. He is a barber.'
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Little
Sam: Please sir; will you take my little brother home? He is lost.
Policeman: Why can't you take him home?
Little Sam: Because I am lost too.
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Son:
Dad I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Father: Tell me the good news first.
Son: Your old jalopy still does the 100 mph.
Father: That's good, but what is the bad news?
Son: The police know it too.
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